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This is... probably the most entertaining thing I've seen in weeks.
I don't care if it's repetitive.
It's just so fucking funny, to me.
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I think this flash needs something here.
Author's Response:
Need a dispenser here!
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"Nanoo nanoo blarg titties".
One of the few submissions I've watched more than once; also, I find it rather funny. The accent and the run-on sentence style contribute to what I found hilarious. The visuals, although simplistic (not a bad thing at all), also were entertaining to me. 5/5 and 10/10.
Author's Response:
I'm glad you like the movie and thankyou for the review ^^
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A great way to waste time by promising a game that isn't there.
I have to wonder if you made a conscious effort to get Turd of the Week, and I'm thinking you did.
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You are a strange man with strangely great flash talents.
I've gotta give this a 10.
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Well, first I said "What the fuck", but then I found myself laughing.
This is very strange. 5/10 for making me laugh.
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This is nothing new. It's terribly insensitive, shoddy work.
Last time I gave a review like this, it got deleted. :/ So here's me speaking my mind again, putting my reputation on the line.
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Again with the text-to-speech voiceovers... Those are tired, you know. There's no plot, and whereas the line "I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU" did entertain me as well as the death metal during the credits, I'm going to have to give this 0/5 and 0/10 because none of your personal creative input contributed to the entertainment.
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Concept was great. Presentation, not so. The computer-voice thing has long since worn out on me, and the scrolling text and jiggly image didn't catch my attention at all. Basically, without the visual and aural aids, the point and humor are lost.
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ohhh so you're into that kind of stuff?
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I'm going to try and stay objective here.
The sound quality was poor, as it was just the same set of sound effects played over and over. The image quality was probably worse, given that it seemed scribbled together in very short order. There isn't much playability in this... game, I guess you would call it.
Work on your Flash skills. A lot.
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